Hotel California

I'm in the Agoura Hills area of California for the next 24 hours. While I was driving to my hotel during rush hour I had a few thoughts about California.

1. California would be a nice place to live but there are too many reasons not to move there.
1. TRAFFIC!@#%@#... The traffic is worst than Houston, TX. There are 6 lanes but I don't think I got over 20 mph. That's just redic (like my short form for "ridiculous"?)...
2. It freaks me out every time a motorcyclist goes zooming by me at 70+ mph. I don't understand why it is legal for motorcyclist to drive between cars. 
3. California has terrible roads. There are pot holes EVERYWHERE. I know California is broke but pot holes are dangerous.
4. It is way to expensive to live in California. I know you make more at your job but it's still crazy.

1. How would you like one of the most highly-traveled highway interchanges to be named in your honor? It's an area that gives people frustration and anger everyday due to terrible traffic. Personally I would like a location that brings people joy and happiness to be named in my honor.